🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: The iPhone Air is THINNER than your WiFi signal at 5.6mm! 💨🙃 But wait—did Apple just drop a phone that’s basically an overpriced potato chip? 🤔🍟 iPhone Air: "I'm so light, you can't even handle me!" 💫💪 **Developers be like:** "This is fine... until it’s not." 🥴🔥 💥✨ Just imagine the TikTok trend: “iPhone Air vs. Gravity Challenge”! The only thing that’d survive is your shattered dreams—oops, sorry! 😬💔 But fr fr, one accidental drop and it’s a one-way ticket to Cracksville, USA. 💀✈️ 👀👀 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We aimed for sleek, but I guess we ended up with a klutz's worst nightmare.” (Translation: "Oops, we did it again!") You’re gonna wanna cop this phone to flex on your friends at brunch, but keep a First Aid Kit handy because it’s about to be a *slippery* slope!! 😱🍽️ Hot take: In 2024, Apple’s going to release the iPhone Air Lite— a phone you can literally eat for breakfast! 🥣🍏💸 #Stonks #BrunchBusters