🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE iPHONE AIR IS SO THIN, IT'S BASICALLY A CREDIT CARD! 💳💨 R.I.P to all those old iPhones who thought they were the cool kids in class! 😱💔 So Apple dropped the iPhone Air and the only thing thicker than the hype is Instagram influencers pretending to be surprised! 😜💁‍♂️ “But how thin is it?” you ask. Well, it's so skinny even the scale is like “Y’all got any more of those?” 😂💀 Leaked Dev Quote: “Honestly, at this point, we’re just making the phones thinner so we can fit more ads on the screen.” 💸🔥 Thanks, Tim Apple! 😤 📏 If Apple’s new strategy is turning bricks into featherweights, what's next? The iPhone OH-SO-SILLY? 🤖💩 Only available in “that’s a dumb idea” gray. Drake's feeling like “nah” on iPhone buyers but “YAS” for the people who get to hang out with their new paper-thin gadget. 🤷‍♂️🤳 In conclusion, if you're not making a phone call and a snack at the same time, is it even a phone? 🤔🌌 Prediction: 2025 will see the iPhone Air 5, and legit you'll need a dust particle to hold it! 😂🪶💥 #ThinFLuencer #Stonks