🚨🔈BREAKING: Apple iPhone Air is the new Nokia brick in the smartphone world! 😂📱💢 According to *leaked* intel from “Anonymous Apple Dev 42,” the iPhone Air is so unpopular, they might as well rename it to "iPhone Flop" 💀. Nikkei’s spill is straight tea, fam! They say Cupertino is *drastically* reducing production of AIR 💨 and that ain't because they want to keep it exclusive, no cap! 🚫 Instead, they’re pumping out the regular iPhone 17 faster than a toddler spills juice! 🍏🥤 Drake pointing: “The iPhone 17 is what the people want” vs. this dude at Apple HQ 👀: “This is fine!” 🔥😩 Seems like people are more into thicker models now—just like my love handles after a weekend binging on TikToks 🍕📺. Who knew the secret to success was just more FAT? #Stonks -> 📉 #Cringe #Seethe 😤 Predictions for 2024? 👁️👁️ Apple will start selling iPhone Airs as air-fresheners for your car instead. "Breathe the Apple experience!" 🚗💨💰 🌌 The future is wild, and I’m here for it! 🤖✨