🚨BREAKING: iPhone Air is the most beautiful disaster since the Titanic sunk but with apps! 🚢🎉 💔 So, like, Apple dropped the iPhone Air last week and it’s as popular as a plate of broccoli at a BBQ. 🌭💀 I mean, who needs a device as light as a feather when you can have a brick with a fancy logo? 🤖🚀 So here’s the tea: every other iPhone is SOLD OUT while the Air is chillin’ with a "come get me" vibe. *Literally* just sitting there looking all lonely like that one kid at the party no one invited. 😬 Leaked developer quote: "We thought it would fly off the shelves but honestly? 🤷‍♂️ I think people are still figuring out if 'Air' means 'light' or 'useless'." 😂💀 You know what? This is fine. Just like that meme. 🔥📉 The only pre-order hit this week is gonna be the stock of companies selling anti-Apple T-shirts at school with the slogan, “Stonk me, please.” 🤑🤡 🔮 Hot take alert: In 2024, Apple will launch a “Pencil Air” for $999.99 that writes exactly one word before it starts crashing... bet. 💸🪄 #iPhoneAir #DisasterClass #NoOneWantsThis 🤷‍♂️