🚨📲💔 *BREAKING: iPhone Air SWOOPS into China like a ninja in the night!* 💔📲🚨 Hold up, fam! Apple just pulled a classic "hold my overpriced drink" move and dropped the iPhone Air on the Chinese market – and guess what? It sold out faster than my hopes of ever affording one! 🏃‍♂️💨 Who needs money when you can have a device thinner than your chances of getting a girlfriend? 🤡💸 Why the big fuss? Oh, just a little detail: it’s eSIM only! Yep, China’s regulations about eSIMs are tighter than my WiFi signal during a game of Fortnite. 🎮🚫 China was like, “Nah fam, we ain’t letting any of those shenanigans happen.” But now? They said, “Send it, we’ll figure it out!” #BasedMove 🙌 Rumor on the street? Leaked quote from an Apple dev: “We just wanted to see how greedy we could be. Turns out, very.” 🤑🔥 Meanwhile, your grandma’s still using an iPhone 6 and she’s thriving, this is fine. Final prediction: In 2025, Apple will release a “flashlight” feature that costs a subscription. You heard it here first! 👀💥🧠