🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s iPhone 19 is on an indefinite vacation while we prepare for the 20th anniversary extravaganza! 🎉 Who knew that going from iPhone 18 straight to iPhone 20 would feel like swapping your date’s name on Tinder to "Seventh Heaven" because you just KNOW they ain’t worth the digits? 😂💔 According to top-secret “leaked” sources within Apple (aka, some dude named Chad in a hoodie and Crocs), they’re all about that ✨ branding ✨ vibe, and honestly, it’s giving “desperate thirst trap.” 🔥🤑 They’re probably just foaming at the mouth thinking about how to sell a new shiny box with a slightly better camera ➡️ that nobody asked for. Stonks? 📈 More like cringe! 🤦‍♂️🤡 Analysts believe the leap to 20 is because it will mark the big TWO-OH, but real talk: is it time to drop the numbers entirely? 🤔💀 No cap, just slap “Apple Phone: The Return of the Mac” on there and call it a day! 🤖 And here’s my hot take: In 2040, we’ll ALL be communicating with our chonky AR glasses 🤓💥, and Apple will just start releasing “iGlass 1,2,3… 420” while the iPhone is a relic of the past! Buckle up, fam! 🚀