🚨🍏🍏 BREAKING APPLE NEWS: The iPhone 18 BASE model might get 12GB of memory, joining the 17 PRO club like it’s some kind of exclusive VIP party! 🎉🕺 But honestly, who needs 12GB, when you can barely remember your own last six months? 💀💔 So, Apple kicked it up a notch with the A19 Pro chip and a juicy 12GB of RAM — that’s like giving a potato a Turing Award! 🍟✨ But the base iPhone 17 *gasp* is still rocking 8GB, like it’s stuck in 2020 struggling to find the nearest Wi-Fi. This is fine. 🔥🔥 *Leaked developer quote*: “We just want to give people the illusion of progress while secretly selling them last year's model! 😏🤑” I mean, if you can’t afford the extra bucks for the PRO, I guess just stare at the specs and pretend you’re not seething with envy! 😤💰 But fr fr, 12GB for the base model? Thats some galaxy brain move. 🚀 HOT TAKE: Coming in 2025, Apple’s iPhone 20 will have 256GB of RAM JUST FOR RUNNING THREE APPS AT ONCE!!!!! 🥴💥 Who’s ready for that stonk explosion? 📈🔥 #AppleLogic #Sametrouble 🌈✨ Share or vapidly scroll through TikTok, you decide!