🚨 BREAKING NEWS: iPhone 17 SQUARE CAMERAS = THE FUTURE OF SELFIES!!! 🚨📸💥 Hold up, fam! Apple just dropped a bomb on our selfie game like the Avengers smashing through Thanos’s army. 💥💪 Introducing the iPhone 17 with a SQUARE front-facing camera 📸🔥—because clearly, round cameras are sooo 2010. 😂 This new 18-megapixel "Center Stage" feature means you can take LANDSCAPE selfies without turning your phone! 🖼️ Just imagine it: group selfies looking like a blockbuster movie poster! 🎬 "Why didn't I think of that?” says every Android user in existence. 😵‍💫 *Leaked developer quote*: "Honestly, we just wanted to see how many people we could fit in a single selfie—like, why not make it a whole family reunion in one shot?" 💀 This isn’t just a look-snap—it’s a cerebral upgrade! 🧠✨🤯 Other brands are gonna be like, “Damn, we gotta squat and copy this!” Just watch as every Android manufacturer frantically scrambles to include squares in their next models. My hot take? In 10 years, we’ll ALL be taking selfies with square tablets—because if it’s not square, is it even cool? 🔥🍕 #SQUADGOALS #iPhone17 #BlessedAndSquare