🎉✨ BREAKING: iPhone 17 USB-C PORT - THE GATEWAY TO HEAVEN OR A TRAP?! ⚡️💀 Yo fam, Apple just pulled a ‘surprise’ on us like that plot twist in a Netflix series you KNEW was coming but still hit different. Welcome to the world of the iPhone 17 where your sad little Lightning accessories are officially obsolete. 💔😢 Sorry, old chargers, but it’s time to ghost you for that sleek USB-C life! 🚀🔥 🔌💥 NEW CHARGING SUPERPOWERS: Forget waiting for 5 hours to charge your phone to 100% - now it’s more like charging it while you take a THREE-MINUTE DANCE BREAK to “WAP.” 💃💨 Your iPhone 17 is now like that friend who shows up at the party with STRONG energy and a cooler full of snacks. 🍕😎 But that ain't all, folks! You can also hook up your external displays like a tech wizard (Drake pointing meme: “YES,” I’m talking about you!). Imagine flexing on your coworkers by connecting your iPhone to a projector and showing cat memes in the BOARDROOM! 🐱💼 Some developers are already SEETHING! One reportedly said, “Lightning? More like LIGHTS OUT! 🔥💼” Which makes sense, coz who needs cables from 2012 when you can join the USB-C revolution?! 🔮💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Mark my words, in 2024, Apple’s gonna release a new iPhone with MULTIPLE USB-C ports and a built-in coffee maker. Wake up, sheeple! ☕️📱🚀 #iPhone17 #USBCRaider #TechMemeMadness