🚨📱💤 Is the iPhone 17 just a glorified toaster? Let’s spill the tea on Apple’s shiny new brick! 🍏✨ So, the iPhone 17 is out, and the reviewers are like, “Meh.” 🥱 🤦‍♂️ It might be a *sleeper hit*, but if you’re thinking about upgrading from your dusty old iPhone 13 or 14, just know: you might be throwing away your coins for a fancy camera 🤳💰 👀, because the new features are basically "four different colors of grey." 🎨🤷‍♀️ Imagine Siri rolling her eyes saying, "Do you REALLY need another camera that can see your pores in 8K?" 😂💀 This is *fine*, said no one! Even the Apple employees are secretly saying, "Just play it cool and GPT-3 will turn the specs into a marketing miracle." 🙈🔥 Now let's overshadow the specs with this: someone probably dropped the design files into a blender, and bam! iPhone 17! 🙃💨 😤 But hey, Drake would be like, “I’m way too good at upgrading my phone every year!” as he points at his 2-year-old iPhone 🍁. 🔥 So here’s the *hot take* 🔥: if your phone still gets texts and plays TikTok, you’re winning!! 💪 No cap, I predict this will result in an *insane* Apple cult meeting where they try to chant their way into the future with a SEVENTEEN-HOUR battery life!! 🤯🚀 Share this if you’re as done as I am! 🥳🍏✊ #AppleFOMO