🚨 iPhone 17 Over Pro Models? Time to Spill the Tea! ☕️💅 🧠 So, ZDNET, the certified data nerds, are suddenly putting on their party hats and screaming “iPhone 17 slaps harder than a backhand from a mom on a bad day!” 😱💥 But wait, let’s unpack this before my cerebral cortex explodes like my computer during a Java update. First off, the Pro models are looking like a cringe meme no cap! 🤭💀 Who wants to pay a king's ransom for subtle differences? This is not a stonks situation, fam! 🚀📉 So here’s the hot goss from a *totally not* leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Why is the iPhone Pro a $1,200 dollar potato?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Because marketing said so. 🌌✨” 👀 Excuse me, *this is fine* when you realize the iPhone 17 has all the GOOD stuff! Crazy cameras, flashy colors, and it won’t break the bank! 💰 Look, if you're still flexing that Pro model, you might as well be wearing socks with sandals. 😬👟😱 In a world where everyone’s trying to flex, the iPhone 17 just went galaxy brain on us. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, the "iPhone 17" will be the new basic emoji, and Pro models will be collectibles alongside Beanie Babies. Mark my words! 💀💼 #HoldMyYeah