🚀💰ATTENTION, iPhone HOARDERS! The iPhone 17 has landed, and it's making your 2019 model look like a potato 🥔! Prepare your wallets because this shiny new slab of glass starts at a whopping $829! But before you start crying over your bank account, let’s spill the tea ☕️: Apple finally ditched that cringe-tastic 128GB base storage! 🙌 Now you get a solid 256GB to store all those cat videos you’ve been hoarding. Here's a leaked convo between devs, no cap 🔥: 👨‍💻 Dev: “Yo, we finally gave them more storage!” 👨‍🔧 Other Dev: “Bro, that should’ve been in the iPhone 14—what were we waiting for? A sign from the universe??” But guess what? 😱 This upgrade is for the **stonks** crew only! 🚀 If your iPhone still can make calls, you might be in the “This is fine” meme territory 🐶🔥. Dare I say it? The tinfoil hat crew is gonna lose their minds when they realize the REAL reason behind this upgrade: more batteries to drain in a day! 😱💀 🔥🔥 Unhinged prediction: Apple is gonna drop the iPhone 18 with a whopping 1TB base storage, and we’ll all be broke but still low-key stoked to flex on IG. Prepare for a digital apocalypse, fam! 🤖💥 #iPhoneSZN #UpgradeOrCry 🥲