🚨📱✨ YOU THOUGHT IPHONE 17 WAS GONNA BE A SMOOTH DROP? THINK AGAIN, FAM! 🚨📱✨ Today is the moment we’ve all been waiting for! 🎉 iPhone 17, iPhone 17 Pro, and the mysterious iPhone Air (which is basically a phone trying to go on a diet) are up for pre-order! But hold on to your overpriced AirPods, ‘cause shipping estimates are already slipping to October! 🗓️💀 Y’all remember when Apple swore their new iPhones would arrive faster than Big Chungus memes in 2021? 🐰💔 Yeah right, fam! Apple’s like that friend who says they’ll be there at 7, but shows up at 11 with cold pizza. 🍕🚫 Leaked convo from a “source” at Apple HQ: 👨‍💻 “We were trying to launch perfection, but it turned into the iPhone 17: The Waiting Game.” 👩‍💻 “This is fine…” (cue the dog in the burning room meme) 🔥🐶 So, if you thought you were gonna flex that new device on TikTok in September, you might have to settle for scrolling on your old iPhone while seething in the comments! 🤖💩 But here’s my hot take: Apple’s gonna drop an iPhone 18 before they fix those shipping times. Mark my words! 📅💰🚀 #Stonks #Cringe #iPhone17Fail