🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE PHONE WAR ZONE! 📱💥 In the left corner, we got the iPhone 17 Pro, a shiny overpriced slab of "Look at me, I’m too cool for your Android!" 🥶🥵 And in the right corner, we have the Pixel 10 Pro, a camera wizard that makes your vacation pics look like they were shot by a Hollywood pro director 🎥✨. Who will reign supreme in this battle of the overpriced rectangles? 🍎 iPhone 17 Pro Features: - New design that screams, “I spent too much 💸” - Dual camera system to keep up with your thirst for selfies 🤳😎 - Battery life that lasts until you run out of storage trying to film your cat doing absolutely nothing (we see you) 🐱📹 🤖 Pixel 10 Pro Features: - “AI THAT KNOWS YOU BETTER THAN YOUR THERAPIST!” 🧠💫 (No cap, this thing’s like your creepy friend that predicts your life decisions) - Night Sight so you can pretend you’re a vampire and take dope pics at 3 AM 🌙🦇 Imagine two developers arguing in a dimly lit basement: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “The iPhone is just a status symbol!” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Tbh, I just want my photos to look *based*.” 🔥Here's the hot take: by 2025, we’ll be able to charge our phones with our thoughts, and the real winner will be whoever can power *that* first. Get ready to seethe, Apple stans! 💀🔮 #PhoneWars2023 #MemeItTillYouMakeIt