🚨🤖🔥BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pro Max MAYBE the last “Max” model with a big ol' screen! 😱📱💥 *cue dramatic music* So, you *thought* you were getting the ultimate mega-screen experience, huh? 😂 Well, Apple is about to hit us with the *ultimate* plot twist! 🎢 According to some ✨"leaked" developer chat✨ (which I totally didn't eavesdrop on, no cap), team Apple is setting us up for a future with “medium” screens because... apparently “big” is dead? 💰 Developer #1: “Bro, we’re finessing them into the iPhone 17 Pro Mini Max Ultra Small! 🚀” 💻 Developer #2: “Dude, just watch. We’ll call it ‘More Than Max™’ and charge $2,000 for it. Stonks! 📈” I mean, c'mon, Apple! We KNOW you just want to fit in the same pocket as my anxiety! 🥴 This is fine, right? But it gets worse: rumor has it the next iPhone might drop the “Max” branding altogether! 🤡 Imagine drake-pointing at the new *iPhone Pro Average* 😩 or whatever they conjure next. 💀 Final hot take: in 2025, the iPhone will have a screen size of a post-it note 📏 and we’ll all pay $1,500 to get our lives together while we scroll through TikTok! #Cringe #Based 🔥✨ Share this chaos now or I’ll come for your screen time! 💣💔👀