🌟📱💔 BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pro Max Features Have Us All Trying to Decide if We’re Team "Regular" or "Max" and It’s Giving Us Existential Crisis Vibes! 💔💸 Yo fam, so like, we’re all vibing, right? 🤔💭 Apple just dropped rumors about the iPhone 17 Pro Max that have us out here questioning our life choices like “should I even have upgraded to the iPhone 15?” It’s like that moment in Rick & Morty where you realize your previous phone was basically a potato. 🥔😂 Check it: these features are so spicy they could add a whole new level to your meme game🔥 – think camera upgrades so good even Bigfoot would wanna take selfies! 📷🌲 But wait, are you really ready to *flex* with that Pro Max when your current phone is still pulling off those classic duck lips? Developer quote leaked: “Honestly, just buy both; our stonks need your support.” - Some dude named Chad who totally works at Apple 💼💁‍♂️🚀 So do you go for the chonky boy, or are you still clinging to old school vibes like a toddler at their first day of school? 🏫👶 No cap, if you buy the Pro Max, you better have a fire TikTok plan ready cause you’re basically signing your life away to the ‘gram. 🔥💀 Prediction: By the time the iPhone 20 drops, we'll just be downloading apps directly into our brains 📲🧠!