💥📱🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 📱💥🚨: The iPhone 17 Pro Max is under fire! 🔥 Yes, you heard it right! Some of you lucky stans dropped your💰 on an *expensive* paperweight that screams, "Help, I'm having an identity crisis!" 🤡🔊 *Leaked Dev Quote:* "Honestly, we just added more pixels and hoped for the best. #Innovation 😬" - Anonymous Apple Engineer So here’s the tea ☕: Some iPhone 17 Pro Max users are reporting that their speakers sound like they're auditioning for a *muffled noises* meme mashup. 🎶🤦‍♂️ Like, bro, why does your $1,800 phone sound like it’s whispering sweet nothings to your ear? 😱 This is NOT the 17th iteration of "This is fine." More like *This is a fine mess, fam!* 😤💀 📈 *Drake Pointing Meme*: This is you, ignoring the speaker issues like, “Nahh, my phone's perfect.” 🤳💅 But let's be real, if Apple played us like this, what's next? iPhones that auto-correct your texts to "LOL" EVERY TIME? 🤖💔 🔥💥 *HOTT TAKE:* In 2024, Apple will announce ‘AirPods Max Pro Ultra' that only work if you scream at them! 🚀😵 💸 #Stonks Share this chaos, because life is too short for boring tech news! 🤯💥