🚨🏆 iPhone 17 Pro Max REIGNS SUPREME over the Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra in the BATTLE OF THE BATTERIES! Who could’ve guessed? 🙃🔥 In a caffeine-fueled showdown by the tech titan Mrwhosetheboss, we learn that the 🔥💰iPhone 17 Pro Max with a 13-hour marathon🕒🦾 left Samsung’s pathetic 11 hours and 58 minutes gasping for air like a cheetah trying to run a 5K! 😤💀 Picture this: Apple flexing like Drake pointing at his happy battery life while Samsung’s S25 Ultra is just sitting there like “This is fine” 🤷‍♂️☕. I mean, come ON, Samsung, did you even try? Or are you just waiting for the NEXT unfathomable, folding-screen innovation nobody asked for? 😳💔 And get this—MrWhoseTheBoss allegedly quoted an *"insider dev"* who spilled the tea☕: "Why bother optimizing when you can just slap on a new number and call it progress?" - *totally real quote, not at all made up* 💯🧠. So, what’s next? My unhinged prediction—get ready for Apple to launch the iPhone 18 with a built-in solar panel 🌞 on the back that charges your phone while you scroll TikTok for 5 hours straight. Stonks to the moon, baby! 🚀💥