🚨🍏💀 HOLD UP! iPhone 17 Pro CASE DRAMA ALERT! 🍏🚨 So your favorite overpriced brick manufacturer, Apple 🍎, has been caught slippin' in 4K! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Leaker Majin Bu (not to be confused with your Aunt Karen's son who also claims to be a "tech guru") dropped a hot video saying Apple’s new Clear Case for the iPhone 17 Pro is NOT SO CLEAR! 😱🤯 You heard that right! It's like buying a window and getting a solid wall instead! Are we living in some next-level "This is fine" meme? 🔥💩😬 Plus, a second source backed this news—so low-key, Apple is about as transparent as a politician’s promise. 🤡💰 "Bruh, I might as well just wrap my phone in duct tape at this point," said an imaginary Apple developer I just made up. 🤖💬 No cap, they’re probably plotting to charge you an extra $50 for the privilege of that *slightly* less opaque plastic. 💸 📉🌌 Here’s the REAL kicker: I predict the next iPhone release will come with a side of disappointment and a hefty price tag to boot! Get ready for the iPhone 18 Pro Clear-Like-Your-Friend’s-Excuses edition next year! 🤷‍♂️🚀 STAY CRINGEY, TECH FAM! 😂🔥 Share if you think the iPhone 17 Pro is just a cash grab wrapped in confusion! 💪💥 #StonksGoDown #AppleWeirdness