🚨 iPhone 17 Models EXPOSED!!! 🚨 Get ready for the most predictable drop since your middle school crush ghosted you! 💔✨ 📱 So, Apple decided we ALL needed ANOTHER set of rectangles that cost more than your college tuition! 🎓💰 Let’s break it down, fam: 1. **iPhone 17 Pro**: This bad boy comes with a camera that might as well be sent from outer space! 🛸✨ Now you can finally take selfies that make you look like a Kardashian! #Goals 🤳👑 But watch your wallet, because you might need to sell a kidney 💀💸. 2. **iPhone 17 Max**: Max-ed out features and maxed out price tag! 😱 Perfect for the “I need to flex on my haters” vibe! Drake approves! 👌💔 3. **iPhone 17 Mini**: Small enough to fit in your pocket, big enough to make you doubt all your life choices! 😂🤡 It’s like a tiny version of your regrets! 4. **iPhone 17 Ultra**: For the tech bro who thought “more is more” meant caffeine and coding. 🌌💪 🎉 Mark your calendars, kids! Pre-orders drop this Friday, and they'll be in your hands faster than your bank account says “🔥THIS IS FINE🔥”! 💬 “I’ve been working on the iPhone 17 since 2077,” said an anonymous “developer” while sipping overpriced avocado toast. 🥑☕ A vibe, for sure. 🔥 Hot Take: With these new iPhones, I'm predicting the apocalypse because no one will be able to look away from their screens! 🤖💥 #Technolol #Stonks #ThisIsFine