🚨🍏 Breaking News: iPhone 17 and AI Scandals! 🚀👀💰 Welcome back to the chaos, fam! Today’s 9to5Mac Daily hotline bling is hotter than your AirPods after an intense workout! 🎧🔥 Rumor has it, *hold onto your butts* because we’re diving deep into the iPhone 17 like it’s your ex’s DMs. 💔💬 Sources say Apple’s cooking up features so wild even your grandma's flip phone will be shaking in fear. 💀🤖 *"How many cameras do we need?"* we hear you ask! *"All of them, obviously,"* replies the nonchalant Apple engineer while sipping overpriced artisanal coffee. ☕💸 Meanwhile, AI devs are leaving the party faster than you can say, "I can't believe it's not butter!" 🏃‍♂️💨 Looks like feigning emotional intelligence wasn’t a stonks move after all. This is fine, I guess. 😅🪦 Sponsored by Backblaze: “Never lose a file again”... unless it’s your will to live after hearing about the iPhone 17’s price tag. 🤑💀 Use code “9to5daily” to get 10% off or just cry during checkout. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The iPhone 18 will feature a built-in therapist. *"Talk to Siri about your feelings. She might not care, but at least you’ll feel heard!"* 🤡💔 #Based #Cringe