🌟🎉 BREAKING: iPhone 17 is basically the hottest thing since sliced bread 🥖🔥 – and no, I’m not talking about that gluten-free nonsense! Strapped with enough features to make Thanos jealous, folks are pre-ordering these shiny rectangles like they're tickets to the hottest concert of 2023 💳🎤. But wait, an analyst named Ming-Chi Kuo (he's basically the Nostradamus of Apple 🍏🔮) says the iPhone 17 Pro Max is in high demand. You know, the one that costs more than your college tuition 💸💀! Meanwhile, the lesser iPhones are just standing there like Drake pretending to be interested in anything other than the Pro Max 🙄👀. I can picture it now: "Yo, the iPhone 17 Mini is basically the ‘This Is Fine’ dog of phones. Just chilling while everyone’s hyped about the big boi" 😂🔥. But get this – some "leaked" dev quote says, "We don't know why people love overpriced tech, but here we are serving 'em looks!" 🤖💅. Classic Apple, amirite? 😂 So here’s my hot take: 🌡️ In 2024, the iPhone 18 will just be a glorified mirror, charging you to see your reflection more clearly 😱🔮. Stonks? Nah, more like stonks that just reflect back your existential dread!