🎉🚨 iPhone 17 Launched Amidst PROTESTS!! 🥳📱 #AppleCrisis So, Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 like it’s hot, and what do we get? A group of child safety advocates throwing shade like they're casting spells in a Hogwarts protest 🤡✨! They’re out here saying “No cap, we’re not letting y’all turn our kids into data minions!” 💀🔥 The Heat Initiative is calling for action because let’s face it, why should kids be bothered by all that pixel-perfection when they could be out riding bikes instead of swiping left on their lives? 🚴‍♂️🤖 Imagine this convo: **Protester 1:** “Hey, did you hear the new iPhone has better facial recognition?” **Protester 2:** “Yeah, let's capitalize on that and find the kids who can’t escape the algorithm!” 💰🤖 #Stonks? More like #StonksButMakeItCreepy. Meanwhile, Apple’s just like, “This is fine” while sipping on the tears of innocent kids stuck in a digital dystopia. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, Apple will launch the iPhone 18 with built-in “child-proof” features — basically a tiny bouncer to keep your kids from using it…and it’ll still sell out in two minutes flat! 🚀🤪 Get ready for an iPhone party that’s also a family safety nightmare! Share this to save the future! 🌍💀👶