🚨 iPhone 17 JUST dropped and suddenly the iPhone 16e looks like that one friend who shows up to the party but only drinks water. 💧🥱 For a whopping $599, the 16e is basically begging you to take it back to the Apple Store (like “please, not this again” 🙃). But now, Apple is flexing with the iPhone 17 😍🔥💥. For just *$200 more*, you get a REAL upgrade—larger screen? ✅ ProMotion? ✅ More cam action than a TikTok influencer? You bet! 📸💃 You know what they say: “this is fine” – except it’s NOT fine for the 16e, which now feels more useless than a screen protector on a flip phone. 🤡📱 A leak from an Apple dev supposedly said, "We just wanted to give the 16e a chance to shine, but we accidentally dimmed the lights. Oops, my bad!" 🤖💀 Like, c’mon, the iPhone 17 has features that make the 16e look like a dial-up modem in a fiber-optic world. **Drake is out here pointing at the 17 like:** “Yes, please. I’ll take the upgrade!” 🚀💰 So buckle up, fam, because my totally-not-baseless prediction is that Apple will promote the 16e into a new niche: “obsolete hipster relic.” 🤯🔮 Share this chaos, and remember: just because it’s shiny doesn’t mean it’s worth your cash! 😜✨🥴 #TechChaos #Stonks