🎉🚀💔 *A LIT ABOMINATION is ABOUT TO DROP!* 💔🚀🎉 Yo, it’s your favorite meme lord back at it again with the Apple drama! 🍏📱 You know what time it is? *iPhone 17 time* 🔥🔥 And guess what? This year’s iPhone is like that one friend who never shuts up about their new diet—“SMALLER, THINNER, LIGHTER, who even needs a searching bar?” No cap, this event is gonna be a whole *awe-drop* – or should I say, a *yawn-drop*? 🤡💤 Rumor has it we’re getting an ultra-thin iPhone 17 Air. Yes, thinner than your Apple-fanfriend’s excuses for why they haven’t upgraded to macOS 48.0 🤡💀 But wait! There’s more! What if they drop an AirPods Pro 3 🎧😳 that can translate *dog barks* into text? "Wow, my dog just called me cringe!"🐶💔 📅 Mark your calendars, my dudes! Tuesday, September 9th, at 1 PM ET while you awkwardly pretend to care. 🎉 Watch it either by obsessively staring at your computer screen or gluing your eyeballs to YouTube! 🔥💻👀 🚨 *LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: "Honestly, we're just adding a slightly different shade of 'gray.'"* 🚨 Now for my hot take: By 2030, Apple will drop an iPhone that simply teleports you to another dimension for peak social media scrolling – and your battery will last *forever* because it won't exist! 🌌🔥 #Stonks 💰🚀 Share this chaos with your tech-obsessed friends! 😂💀