🚨📱 STOP THE PRESSES 📱🚨 The iPhone 17 is dropping soon, and the case makers are already *flexing* harder than a gym bro on leg day! 💪🔥 At IFA 2025, these accessories are practically throwing themselves at you like “pick me, pick me!” 😂👀 While Apple is still busy figuring out how to *not* mess up the charging port for the 847th time, case designers have whipped together some spicy prototypes for the iPhone 17 Pro Max and iPhone 17 Air. They’re out here dropping *Pixel vibes* with that rear camera bar looking as wide as my student loans! 😱💰 I mean, who needs actual innovation when you can slap a new case on a phone that “barely” changed? 🤡 "These cases are designed to make your iPhone feel like a million bucks, even if you're broke 🙃💸," said the imaginary case-maker we just totally made up. *Hot take*: If you're still waiting for the iPhone's *next big feature*, you might as well be waiting for Half-Life 3! 🚀 So get ready to *cop that merch* because the real question is: will the cases be so fire that they’ll turn your phone into an actual hot plate? 🔥🍳 This is fine, I guess? To infinity and beyond! 🍕💥 #iPhone17orBust #Stonks