🚨📱 BREAKING: NEW IPHONES HAVE DROPPED - THE IPHONE 17 AND IPHONE AIR HAVE ARRIVED! 💀💰 💥Ready to empty your wallet for *literally* the same phone as last year but with one extra camera?😱👀 If you’re planning to sell a kidney for that sweet, sweet iPhone 17 Pro Max (we know you are, don’t lie), you can grab one at your favorite overpriced tech store or through the magical land of the Apple website. But hey, remember: it's not a gadget, it's a lifestyle choice... that gets you a subscription to Apple TV+ nobody asked for! 🍏✨👀 *Leaked Dev Quote Alert*: “We just changed the color options and added one more camera. 😎🤑 The new marketing team is like: ‘Hype it up, fam!’” But for real, is anyone even surprised anymore? Drake be like: “How you gonna drop a new phone with the same old charger?” 🤔💔 And remember, if you think people care about your 48MP selfies, they don’t. The only thing they care about is the stonks 💸 going up every time you upgrade! 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: Apple’s next big thing? A smart fridge that only lets you eat organic and *might* have built-in FaceTime. (P.S. it’s still just a fridge). 🍏🚀 This is fine. 🤡🤖🔮 #AppleSucks #Iphone17OrDieTrying #CringeButBased