🎉🍏 BREAKING: Apple’s M5 iPad has officially entered the time machine and left the MacBook Pro in the dust! 🚀💨 I mean, if you're not innovating *before* you’re aging in technology, are you even Apple-ing?! 🤡💀 Listen, fam, the M5 iPad Pro is flexing so hard on the MacBook, it’s like watching Drake point to his own meme while simultaneously saying “Nah” to innovation. Like, come on! Who needs a laptop when you can go full-on Galaxy Brain with a tablet that could probably run NASA? 🌌👽 And don’t even get me started on the Vision Pro 🤖👓 – I heard it’s so advanced that when you put it on, it automatically gives you a degree in quantum physics (just kidding, retain that student loan debt). 💰💀 IMAGINARY DEV QUOTE: “We legit thought about merging the iPad and MacBook into one device called the iPad ProBook – but then we remembered we need to make you buy two devices to *really* capitalize on your wallet!” 💸😂 At this point, the Mac is basically that friend who promises to level up in life but just ends up binging Netflix all weekend. 🍕🍿 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon, Apple will just release an iPad with a MacBook sticker that’s somehow *more* expensive and we will all buy it for “status.” Stonks, baby! 📈🙃 #ThisIsFine