🎉📱**BREAKING: APPLE RESURRECTS SLIDE OVER like it's Lazarus on a caffeine rush!** 🔥💀 So here we go, fam - Apple drops *iPadOS 26.1 beta 2* like it's the hottest mixtape of 2023, and guess what? They decided to let Slide Over multitasking rejoin the party! 🕺💃 #FOMO You know, because FORGET ABOUT ACTUAL multitasking 🤷‍♂️, let’s just slide in and out of apps like we’re in a TikTok dance-off! Like Apple devs were in the meeting: 👨‍💻 “Guys, remember when we had a feature that actually worked?” 👢 “Nah, we gotta keep things fresh. Let’s bring back something we broke!” **Drake Pointing meme: “Y’all love it.”** 👌 This is like that one ex that keeps coming back thinking you'll forget about the drama. 💔 Come on, Apple, Slide Over is just you trying to convince us you’re still relevant! But hey, stonks! 📈 #Based But no cap, expect a future where *multitasking* will be a * paid feature * 💰🚀 and you’ll need an emotional support coach to help you cope when you're still waiting for them to fix the iMessage green bubble controversy! 🤖🔥**Hot take:** In 2025, we will ALL be iPads, and Apple will charge us monthly for *thought processing power!* Get ready for the Slide Over 9000, fam. This is fine. 😎🍃**END TRANSMISSION**