🚨💥OH SNAP! NEW iPAD PRO WITH M5 CHIP ALERT!💥🚨 🍎👀 Apple is about to drop an iPad so powerful, it might just start charging your other devices without warning! According to a super shady *cough* credible *cough* Russian YouTuber (probably a spy, fr fr) we’re about to witness the birth of the M5 iPad Pro!!! 🔥💻💀 THIS THING is decked out in classy Space Black, because if you’re not getting an iPad that looks like it came straight outta the void, are you even tech-ing? 😈🤖 But hold up, the design is still about as innovative as an old brick - just a rear camera, a couple of speakers, and a Smart Connector that’s begging for attention like “Notice me, senpai!” 😩 Oh, and the benchmarks say it’s got a 12% increase in multi-core CPU performance. Stonks, baby! 📈 But let’s not get too hyped; it could just be the iPad hitting the gym for some summer gains 🏋️‍♂️. And here’s the kicker: the rumors of a second front camera? STILL UNCONFIRMED! Is Apple pulling a fast one on us or is this just a bad fanfic waiting to happen? 🤡💔 💥🔥MY HOT TAKE: Apple’s next move? The iPad that folds, floats, AND makes coffee. If I don’t see that by 2025, I’m staging a protest in Cupertino. No cap! 🚀💰 #M5ComingSoon #StonksPlease #iPadProMemes