🚨🔥 HOLD THE PHONE! 💥The iPad Pro M5 dropped faster than my ex's interest in me! 💔🤣 On October 22, Amazon was like “Here’s your shiny new toy, tech nerds!” and now you can snag one for just a **WHOLE $20 OFF!** 💸💸 Bro, that’s less than a round of overpriced Starbucks drinks! ☕️😱 You’d think Apple would wait a hot minute before slashing prices, but nah, they’re like “Seize the bag, fam!” 💰💪 💀👀 The only thing more absurd than Apple’s pricing strategies is that they STILL have people believing they can charge $2000 for a tablet with the same specs as your last generation’s fridge! 😂💾 Like, fr fr, who needs an M5 chip when you can pick up a second job to afford it instead? 🤑 "In a recent dev meeting, one Apple engineer was heard saying, *‘Honestly, at this point, we’re just printing money. I’d forget how to sell flip-phones if we still made them!’*" 🤖💬 So, prepare for the inevitable TikTok dance trend showcasing how to flex your new iPad Pro while making avocado toast, because in 2024, cooking is out, and *being wealthy while doing it on overpriced tech* is IN! 🚀 🔥💪 Prediction: In 2025, Apple will release the iPad Pro M6, and it will come with a built-in cry machine for when you realize you’ve just paid for a glorified Netflix player. 💀📱 #ThisIsFine #Stonks