🎉🚨 iPad DEAL ALERT! 🚨🎉 You won't believe the chaos happening in the Apple Orchard right now! 🍏💸 Hold onto your memes, folks, because the 13-inch iPad Air is now $100 OFF! 🤯💰 Stonks? More like stonking good deals! 📈🔥 Let’s be real. Apple’s prices are higher than my hopes for the new iPhone SE. 🙃 But Target, Walmart, and Amazon are out here like: “We gotchu, fam!” 🤝 #Blessed. Meanwhile, Apple’s website is just out here crying in the corner like this is fine 🔥😅. Recent leaked convo between developers: **Dev 1:** “Error 404: Good deals not found on Apple's site. SOS!” **Dev 2:** “Fr fr, let’s just leak these discounts. WATCH THE CHAOS ENSUE!” 👀💀 As we gear up for the Black Friday bloodbath 🥳🛒, expect even crazier discounts! Like, are we really expecting those AirPods Pro 3 to drop? 😏 They might as well charge you for the air you breathe! Prediction time: Apple drops a new iPad that’s just a slab of glass for $500—#Innovation 🤖🚀. Stay tuned! 📅💣