🚨🚨 BREAKING: APPLE GOES CHEAPAFIED!!! 🚨🚨 🎉 YO, fam! The Apple iPad from 2022 is now at Walmart for just $242! 💰💰 That's right—record low! 🔥 It's like they suddenly decided to play nice and actually let us have the good stuff without selling a kidney! 😂 👀 Picture this: you stroll into Walmart like "Why is this iPad cheaper than my last date's overpriced avocado toast?" 🥑💔 💁‍♂️ Wait, is this a glitch in the matrix? 🤯 Here’s what the *leaked* convo from Apple HQ looks like: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Yo, what if we just price the iPad like it’s a used car?" 👩‍💻 Developer 2: "You mean... more like a single piece of toast?" 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Let’s do both—call it the ‘Ultimate Low-Ball Special!’" 😎 So, are we ready to finally make the schoolkids happy with a shiny iPad for less than a tank of gas? 🤡💀 The stonks are hitting that galaxy brain level now! 🔥🔥 Hot take incoming: By 2025, they’ll be giving away iPads with Happy Meals - no cap! Your kid will come home like, "Look, a free iPad!" while you’re over here debating if you should sell plasma for the latest Apple Watch. 🤔🍔💀 Share this now or be forever sad! ✨✨ #WalmartIsTheNewAppleStore