🍏🚨 iOS 26.1 is coming in hot, fam! 📱💨 And guess what? It’s about as thrilling as watching paint dry but with an Apple logo slapped on it! 🎨📉 Okay, so here’s what we’re working with: Apple just dropped the iOS 26.1 Release Candidate (yeah, I can hear the excitement through my screen... not! 😂). More than a month after iOS 26 (aka Liquid Glass + Call Screening, which honestly sounds like a fancy drink at a hipster café ☕️), we’re getting *drumroll please*... adjustable Liquid Glass 🤔🧊 and some security features that are probably just Apple saying “Trust us, it’s fine” while everything burns around them like that dog in the meme🔥🐶. 🙄💔 Developer Quote Leaked (actually just what I wish they’d say): "We added adjustments for Liquid Glass because a glass that doesn’t shatter is just TOO revolutionary. Also, who needs battery life anyway? #Stonks💰.” Pro tip: Only install this on devices that aren’t worth the battery-death crisis, or your daily driver will be seething while you try to adjust your fancy glass like it’s a freaking mood ring 😵‍💫💔. 🔥🧙‍♂️ Hot Take: In just 5 years, we’ll all be literally pouring liquid glass on our bread for optimal crusty goodness and Apple will call it innovation! 🍞🚀