🍏💥 ALL ABOARD the iOS 26 hype train! 🚂💨 If you thought your iPhone was an overpriced paperweight, think again! This *MASSIVE* update is here to make your ears bleed with delight (no cap). We got call screening now, which honestly sounds like Siri just saying “nah fam, I'm good” every time your boss calls. 😂📞 But let’s get real, the star of the show is the Apple Music upgrade. Now, this bad boy is basically trying to fight off Spotify like it’s in a boxing ring! 🥊💪 Apple Music's features now scream “based” with the new ringtones so sick, they’ll slap your grandma outta a coma! 😱💀 And you can finally tell your ex “This is fine” while you jam to the “Hurt” playlist. Leaked developer convo? “We need to make Apple Music feel less like a ride on a budget airline and more like a private jet! 🚀💸” But honestly, Apple is still charging you $11 a month for the privilege. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk on how companies be robbing us blind while we dance to the latest TikTok hits. 🔥 🌌 **Hot take? In 5 years, AirPods will be the new currency in the metaverse. But like, are we ready for that dystopia?** 🤖💰 #ChadNerdsUnite