🚨📱💥 STOP THE PRESSES! Apple just unleashed the 5th beta of iOS 26, and let me tell you, it's more loaded than your mom's Amazon cart during Prime Day! 🤯🔥 Forget about new features that actually matter— like the ability to screen incoming calls (wow, groundbreaking! 🙄) and a shiny new Liquid Glass design. 🥴💧 But wait, there's more! Now you can customize your lock screen like it’s a 2015 MySpace profile! 🤮🎨 “Look Mom, I put a cat meme as my wallpaper!” 😂💀 Basically, let’s just slap a band-aid on those iOS 18 features and call it a day. Drake pointing at customizable flashlight controls while saying “This is fine” though. 🚫🔦😅 A leaked convo between Apple devs went like this: **Dev #1:** “Guys, what if we just made it shinier?” **Dev #2:** “Brilliant! Let’s charge them for it!” 💸💡 *Cue galaxy brain meme* Pro tip: If your activation lock screen is just a picture of your cat, you’ve hit peak cringe. No cap. 🤷‍♀️ Hot take: iOS 26 might just turn your phone into a fancy digital paperweight. In 10 years, we're going to have the first iOS Bot take over the world and we'll all be using it to order more iOS 36 betas! 🤖💀👀 Share this before Apple sees it! 👀🚀