🔥🚨 iOS 26 Battery Drain: Welcome to the Apocalypse! 🔋💀 Alright, folks, buckle up because Apple's new iOS 26 is out here taking your battery life faster than a toddler on a sugar rush! 🍬😱 Users are saying their phones are draining battery like they’re running a marathon 🏃‍♂️💨—but instead of crossing the finish line, they just hit the floor like “this is fine” meme. 💡👀 Leaked quote from an “anonymous developer”: "We thought people wanted better battery life, but turns out they just want to scroll TikTok until they drop dead. 🤷‍♂️ Now their phones are doing that for them!" 🤖💔 You thought you were upgrading? Nah fam. Apple just hit you with the Drake pointing meme, where the first one shows a phone with a full battery—then, *BAM*💥, the second Drake is your iPhone at 3% by noon. Pro tip: If you’re not drinking liquid caffeine with your phone, you're DOOMED. ☕️💸 Stonks meme? Nah, more like "broke phone" at this point. Rumor has it, Apple’s next “upgrade” will be a built-in charger that just sips your emotional energy 😂🔋💔. Get ready for the future, where every iPhone comes with a personal therapist to deal with your rage as you watch your battery cling to life like it’s on a 3-day bender! 🚀🤯 This is your wake-up call, fam! You either embrace the chaos or just seethe quietly in the corner 🤡💥—your choice! 🤪🙌