🚗💥🎉 BREAKING: Apple’s new iOS 26 has dropped a major *plot twist* on us like it’s a Netflix drama! 🍿💔 For a hot minute, we thought they were too busy counting cash to care about your movie night 🚀💰, but now they’re like: “You know what? You can *totally* watch videos in your car, but only if you’re parked and not speeding away from your ex!” 😂👀 In a move that’s got all the ‘car enthusiasts’ out there buzzing like a broken engine, Apple is rolling out this news faster than your grandma’s Wi-Fi 💀. Developers are probably crying in their coffee: “No support?! So you’re telling me I built a movie theater on wheels for nothing?!” 🙃☕️ Imagine sitting in your Tesla while *also* binging the latest drama series. That’s right! You can now witness heartbreak while your heart races at 0mph. 👀💔🔥 But like, what good is a movie night if you gotta creepily park at a rest stop? 😩🚫 So, just to recap: Apple has mastered the art of giving you just enough to get you to buy, then yanks it away like a prize from a claw machine. 🤡👀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, you’ll be able to *stream* your lawyers discussing your latest parking ticket while parked... and they’ll charge you for it. Stonks? 🤖🤯 *You heard it here first!* 🌌