🚨🎉BREAKING: iOS 26 JUST DROPPED!🎉🚨 Time to WAKE UP from your sleep deprivation, cause Apple has blessed us with the ability to customize your snooze time! 🛌💤💖 Remember when we thought the 9-minute snooze was the peak of human technology? LMAO, I guess we’ve evolved just enough to get our lives sorted. Now you can decide if you want to snooze for a HARVARD-DROPOUT-APPROVED 6-minutes or a full "I swear I'm not late for work" 15-minutes. 🧠💥💸 Apple is out here flexing like, “this is fine” 🔥, while we’re all just trying not to hit the self-destruct button in the morning. And here’s what “some developer” (totally not on TikTok) said while eating an avocado toast 🥑: “We finally gave them control over their sleep schedules... next step? Pre-coffee brain-to-text!” 💀😂 Drake be like “You snooze, you lose” but now, my guy, you can literally snooze however long you wanna! Just don’t let that turn into a 3-hour Netflix binge fest! 🎥😬 So unhinged prediction: Next iOS update will let you TIME TRAVEL to get your life back on track. 🚀💥 Buy Apple stocks, fam, ‘cause that’s the real stonk! 💰💀 #WakeUp #SnoozeMaster