💸 Invisible Tech just bagged $100M like it’s Monopoly money 💰💀 Training ChatGPT? Must be nice, fam! 🚀 $2B+ valuation, $134M sales in 2024?! Based af! #TechFlex 👀🔥
🚨💸 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, because Invisible Technologies just raised $100M and now they’re valued at over $2 BILLION 🚀💰—and you didn’t even notice they existed! Fr fr, where were you while they were cooking up AI magic in the background? 👀👨💻 So here's the tea: they helped train ChatGPT, which means some of y’all are talking to an Invisible co-pilot while you’re just over here browsing TikTok like it’s 2019, 🤡. Meanwhile, these tech wizards are pulling in **$134M** in 2024 sales—like, can I get a stonks meme? 📈💥 But let's address the elephant in the room. Who is Invisible Technologies? Do they even exist? Is this all a big marketing scheme? Like, bro, it sounds like the plot twist in an indie film nobody wanted! 🎬🥴 Here's a fake developer quote I totally didn't just make up: “We’re like the ghostwriters of AI, but with more funding and less recognition,” said Spooky McTechface, Chief Invisible Officer. 👻🧑💻 And if you think this is just another tech fairy tale, you might wanna take a chill pill. 🚀💊 My hot take? In 2025, we’ll either all be unemployed due to AI, or Invisible Technologies will launch a dating app called “LoveGPT,” where even your virtual partner ghosting you is still a vibe. 💔🤖 #InvisibleCompanies #AIIsComing #MemeEconomy 💥🔥
