🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS! Interhuman AI just pulled a “give me your money” heist AND GET THIS: they raised €2M (that’s $2.3M for us normies) to figure out if robots understand the vibes you’re throwing out with your hand gestures and side-eye 👀💸. Like, do we REALLY need AI that can read the room? I mean, c’mon, do we not already have THIS IS FINE DOG to show us the chaos?? 🔥🤡 The funding round was led by PSV Tech—shoutout to the investors throwing cash like they're at a strip club—but this money will be going to teach bots to interpret that awkward silence when you accidentally text your crush "How's your cat🦙?” instead of “How’s your day?” 💀💔 🌌💭 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We figured if we can’t read people, we might as well teach machines to do it and let them take the fall for our social awkwardness. Genius, right?” 🤡👾 With AI trying to become the next therapist, it’s only a matter of time before our Roombas start giving us relationship advice. The future is wild, fam! 🚀🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll all be attended by AI therapists with bigger egos than your most insufferable friend. “No cap,” they’ll say, “your issues are totally unaffordable.” 💰🤯✨