🌪️🤖🔥 Buckle up, tech fam, because Intel just pulled a full-on *General Zod* from *Man of Steel* and has the USA on speed dial! 🎢💻💸 So, here’s the tea ☕— Intel's been on a *two-week roller-coaster ride* that makes the wildest TikTok trend look like a boring ASMR video. Picture this: Trump demanding the CEO, Lip-Bu Tan, to step down faster than you can say “let’s go Brandon” 🤡💀. Meanwhile, the US government decided to grab a seat at the Intel table like it’s the last slice of pizza at a frat party 🍕👀! Sources say Tan was heard sobbing into his tech support coffee, “Are we doing this for *likes* or for *chips*?!” 😭🔥 Meanwhile, everyone at Intel is just trying to cope with "this is fine" vibes 🐸🔥. If they don’t turn into the next *Meme Stonks* saga, I’ll eat my own keyboard! ⌨️💰 💣💣 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a shocking twist, Intel’s next CEO might just be a sentient AI trained on Twitter threads. “HUMAN ERROR? INCOMPATIBLE!” 🤖🚀 Smash that share button & watch the meme-ocalypse unfold! 📈💥