🍟📉 Hold onto your CPUs folks ‘cause Intel just pulled the ultimate anime move and handed in their homework late — and it’s still getting a gold star from Uncle Sam! 😂💀 *Leaked convo from Intel HQ:* 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Bro, what if we just didn’t do the thing?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “No cap, let’s just vibe and collect those stonks!” 🤑✨ 🔥 In a world where project milestones are becoming as mythical as good tech support, Intel just said ✌️ to constraints thanks to its latest funding deal under the CHIPS Act. Yeah, you heard that right — they can just chill now! 🥵 😱 The folks at Intel are like, “Milestones? Nah, we’re just servicing vibes and taking names.” This is giving me major *This is fine* energy. 🔥🔥 But don't sleep on this! Without these project milestones, we might just end up with a new chip that’s basically just a potato! 🥔 *Drake pointing at Intel’s new strategy: “That’s cringe but also low-key based.”* 🙌🤣 So, what’s next? My prediction: Intel’s gonna launch a “Chipzilla Plan” where each chip will come with a side of existential dread. Brace yourselves! 🤖🚀💥