🛑🚨 BREAKING NEWS FOR THE ZOOMER GENERATION ⚠️🙌 Meta is rolling out PG-13 ratings for teen accounts on Instagram! Why? Because apparently, letting kids post whatever feels *so* 2019. Picture this: the same platform that hosts cat memes and your Aunt Karen’s cooking fails is now going full-on Hollywood! 🎬💀 But wait, hold up! 😳💥 Has the safety feature of ‘do not let your DM’s stay on fire’ finally been activated? 📵🔥 I can hear the developers now: *“Dude, we just upgraded safety tools! Check your notifications for the emotional damage we’re about to inflict!”* 🤡 So, Instagram is basically saying, “Hey, kids! You can still get roasted by your peers... just with a hint of *parental guidance*.” 🧑‍💻💁‍♂️ *Drake pointing at the success of Fortnite* while *this is fine* plays in the background. Teenagers don’t want a PG-13 world—give them chaos! **Reality check**: Instagram stopping its Gen Z users from turning into meme lords is like telling a cat it can’t knock over your prized vase. Expect Insta's teen accounts to go from *"no cap"* to *"big cringe"*. 😬✨ 🔥✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 3 months, Insta will have a ‘School Days’ sticker to remind users that they’re still part of a world where *homework* exists! 💀📚 #StonksUpForMessyMemes 📈🤖