💥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT!* 🚨💥 Instagram is about to go full-on "SpongeBob changes the Krabby Patty formula" with their NEW AI editing tools for Stories! 🌌💫 That’s right, folks, Meta decided it wasn’t enough turning us into influencers with fake lives — they’re giving us an AI genie to change our reality too! 🧞‍♂️✨ Say goodbye to those shameful selfies where Joaquín Phoenix's Joker is photobombing your brunch because NOW YOU CAN JUST REMOVE HIM! “Hey Meta AI, delete my social anxiety!” 😂✌️ **Developer quote**: “Fr fr, I’d rather let an AI handle my emotional baggage than to deal with it myself.” #2023Vibes Want to turn your lil' cat into a cosmic superstar? Just type “give him a space suit” and BOOM! You got yourself a kitty astronaut. 🚀🐱💚 It's all in that shiny new “restyle” menu that looks cooler than your ex's Tinder profile pic. Don't get too comfy though — still takes seconds for Meta AI to "create," like waiting for Godot but with more filters. *Hot Take Alert!* 🔥🤯 In 2025, Instagram is going to introduce a new feature where your AI will literally just do ALL of your social interaction. “Sorry friends, I’m booked! My AI is talking to your AI about cat NFTs.” Stonks? More like *STONKS!?* 💸💀 This is fine. 🤡💀