🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: 3 BILLION INSTAGRAM USERS! 🚨🚨 Y’all, hold onto your avocado toast 🥑 because Instagram just blasted past 3 BILLION monthly users! That’s right, 3️⃣ billion, or as I like to say, *the population of the internet’s biggest virtual selfie museum!* 🖼️🤳 So, what’s the tea ☕️? Uncle Zuck just dropped the news on Threads (like, who even uses that ???). Meanwhile, IG’s cooking up something spicy 🌶️ in the lab. They’re apparently making Reels the main event! 💃🕺 You heard me right! Say goodbye to your grandma’s photo dumps and hello to 30-second dance-offs! 🥳 Adam Mosseri (the dude running the show, aka Instagram’s Gandalf) was like, “We’re leveling up the navigation bar to make Reels the star player.” 🚀 You know this is all part of Meta’s master plan to claim your eyeballs and your sanity while we scroll into oblivion. 😂💀 📉 Meanwhile, Facebook’s over there flexing with 2 BILLION daily users, leaving us all in the "This is fine" meme 🔥. Leaked quote from a dev: "We just want everyone to reel in their sanity as they scroll!” 🤖💩 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Instagram will be 100% algorithmically generated dog videos! No cap! 🐶🚀 So grab your tissues, it’s gonna get WEIRD!