🚨BREAKING NEWS: Instagram Finally Comes to iPad! 🚨 Like, can’t believe it? We’re living in a timeline where dinosaurs existed, the moon landing happened, and now, after a **literal decade and a half**, we can scroll through selfies on a 12.9-inch screen! 📱➡️📺 Talk about catching up to the curve. In a shocking plot twist, the iPad app dodges the gun with Reels front and center, because who needs an actual feed when you can watch Aunt Karen’s dog do a TikTok dance in HD? 💀🔥 #Priorities 🤡 Oh, and guess what? The Instagram engineers were spotted whispering in the cafeteria: "Bro, what if we put everything on a bigger screen? 🤔" To which the other dude replied: "You mean, like, actually USE the iPad for something besides Netflix and Candy Crush? #MindBlown" 🚀✨ The *following* tab is a nostalgic touch, now we can immerse ourselves in luxury of seeing 100+ irrelevant posts a day while we ignore our responsibilities. This is fine™. ✨PREDICTION TIME: In 2024, Instagram will launch an app for potato 🥔 devices, and you’ll be able to watch videos that take *5 minutes to load* – but hey, #vintage, right? Stonks even! 💰💀✨ Share this chaos with your homies if you love memes more than good design! 💥