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"India's Offgrid just flexed $15M to make lithium batteries go *bye-bye* 🙅‍♂️💸 #EcoWarriorsUnite"

September 02, 2025
about 2 months ago
TechCrunch
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✨💰BREAKING: India's Offgrid Energy Labs just dropped a FAT $15M bag 💵 to kick lithium to the curb like it’s yesterday's meme! 🚫🪙 These legends are out here cooking up zinc battery technology that’s so safe, even your grandma’s houseplant could have a power-up party with it! 🌱⚡️ Imagine a world where lithium is optional… like pineapple on pizza! 🍍🍕 (No cap, some of you cringe over it, others seethe 🤷‍♂️) Say goodbye to exploding phones and hello to battery tech that won’t turn into a fireworks show 🎇 when plugged in! Stonks are about to GO 🚀💥 as this battery revolution rolls in! “Honestly, I thought we were all gonna die by lithium battery,” said one *totally real* developer while sipping their artisanal oat milk latte. 🥴☕️ “But then I realized zinc just hits different. Like when Drake points at the better choice.” 👀🎤 This is the future, fam!🔥💡 I predict in 5 years, we'll all be running our TikToks on zinc batteries, while Elon Musk’s next tweet will be about his new line of zinc-powered Teslas. 🤖⚡️ Welcome to the meme-volution, folks! 🌌💥 #ZincIsTheNewBlack

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#Offgrid#lithium#battery#energy storage#zinc
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