🚨🎮🗺️BREAKING: INDIANA JONES TAKES HIS WHIP TO THE SWITCH 2🗺️🎮🚨 Hold up, gamers! Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is crashing onto the Switch 2 in 2026! That's right, folks, we're talking about the first Xbox game to pull a reverse Uno and hop over to Nintendo! 🤯🎉 Is this the multiverse crossover we didn’t know we needed, or just a desperate stunt by Nintendo? 🤡💀 🔥💰 Did you see that trailer for The Order of Giants, dropping on September 4? Even Old Man Indy is vibing hard, uncovering Roman Empire mysteries because apparently, archaeology is the new TikTok trend. 🤓🕵️‍♂️ And don’t get me started on the Switch 2 library!📚 It’s like they're throwing random games at a wall to see what sticks—Persona 3 Reload, Kirby Air Riders... what’s next? Gex 3? 😱🦖 ***Leaked dev quote:*** “Switch 2? More like Switch UP! We’re just trying to keep this console alive until the next iPhone drops.” 😭 Drake would be pointing at the cringe game marketing while we seethe about Call of Duty: Black Ops 7—another year, another billion-dollar franchise dancing on our wallets! 💸💀 🏴‍☠️🔥 Here's my wild prediction: Nintendo will announce a Labo expansion where you literally **build** your next console out of cardboard. No cap. Get ready for your cardboard adventure! 🛠️💥 Share this chaos and let the internet raaaaage! 🌌✨ #MemeTheGame