🚨💔BREAKING: India just sent 25 crypto exchanges to the Shadow Realm, and no, it’s not a meme! 💀🔥 BingX, LBank, CoinW, and the gang just got served notice like they were late on their rent. Can you say “financial smackdown”? 😳🎤 The Financial Intelligence Unit India (FIU-IND) dropped the hammer because these exchanges couldn't be bothered to follow anti-money laundering rules. I mean, c'mon fam, you can't just throw cash around like confetti at a TikTok party and expect to be left off the list. Stonks? More like bonks! 😂📉 *Leaked developer quote*: "I thought anti-money laundering meant someone just takes a shower! 😂💦" But before you grab your pitchforks, remember: this is the same government that thinks "deregulating" is just another word for "party time." 🎉🥴 If you’re wondering which crypto exchange to bet your life savings on now, just go ahead and invest in that sweet, sweet regret. 🚀💸 Hot take: Amazon's going to buy all the compliant exchanges and announce Amazon Coin on Prime Day. Mark my words. You heard it here first. 🤖👀🔮 #CryptoChaos